Outrageous Aussie Joke

[bevdrew]

A Northern Territory farm hand
Radios back to the farm manager.
'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute.
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my
Ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says,'Ok, there's a ...303Rifle behind the seat.
Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove
him.'
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
Boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from
the Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motorbike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under the right-front wheel arch.'

'... You there Boss?'

[Noah & Nelly]

Brillo { oz speak } made me laugh out loud as they say.