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Bushtrekker
16-06-2012, 16:40
It's just occurred to me that for those looking for new partners, motorhome ownership has a lot of benefits. 'Do you want to come back to my place' is a lot easier when your place is parked outside and those endless waits for ladies to get ready are a thing of the past 'Does my bum look big in this' Is relative when the bum in question is in a tiny two berth camper, which anyone's bum would look big in. Then of course there are the three hour waits for ladies to decide what to wear...dead easy, anything by Craghoppers or Millett's, with matching wellies or walking boots.

There is one disadvantage of course, the morning after, when you try to creep out of someone elses camper without the early morning queue for the showers realising that you haven't come out of your own van, but on
the plus side there are none of those irritating queues to use the loo if you are on a site.

If you decide that you've met the new love of your life you can always sell both campers and buy an RV, in case any little motorhomers result from your illicit nightime liaisons and you need space for a cot... now that's really wild camping :raofl:

oldish hippy
16-06-2012, 17:48
quote" Is relative when the bum in question is in a tiny two berth camper" crumbs in mine a little bum would look big lol

Somelier
16-06-2012, 20:29
Or, next morning you can be gone and never seen again, ready for the next assignation.:shag:

Go wild
16-06-2012, 20:46
It's just occurred to me that for those looking for new partners, motorhome ownership has a lot of benefits. 'Do you want to come back to my place' is a lot easier when your place is parked outside and those endless waits for ladies to get ready are a thing of the past 'Does my bum look big in this' Is relative when the bum in question is in a tiny two berth camper, which anyone's bum would look big in. Then of course there are the three hour waits for ladies to decide what to wear...dead easy, anything by Craghoppers or Millett's, with matching wellies or walking boots.

There is one disadvantage of course, the morning after, when you try to creep out of someone elses camper without the early morning queue for the showers realising that you haven't come out of your own van, but on
the plus side there are none of those irritating queues to use the loo if you are on a site.

If you decide that you've met the new love of your life you can always sell both campers and buy an RV, in case any little motorhomers result from your illicit nightime liaisons and you need space for a cot... now that's really wild camping :raofl:
Cracking idea, could catch on :banana:

rach82
16-06-2012, 23:36
Someone should start a dating site.....'motorhome matches'

or .... 'campervan companions':lol-053:

sinner
17-06-2012, 00:17
Camper-love
Have bed will travel :-))

Ste
17-06-2012, 00:26
We'll all be throwing our keys in a fishbowl next! With the lasses praying for the Winnebago keys!!!

lotusanne
17-06-2012, 00:54
Haha. some of that rings true - I do rememeber a camping trip where one of my friends had invited a new man in her life - though it hadnt got past the dating stage. One of the group was in a cmapervan with windows over looking their two tents. we all used to get daily updates on who had been seen going into who's tent and what time they left - if they did! Very public courtship, but happy to say that they are now happily married!

oldish hippy
17-06-2012, 05:45
you know when it serious when you see double sleeping bag lol



ps i only got singles lol{yes i do have two as i feel the cold at minus 12 and that is my excuse lol}

Smaug
17-06-2012, 10:52
you know when it serious when you see double sleeping bag lol



ps i only got singles lol{yes i do have two as i feel the cold at minus 12 and that is my excuse lol}

Singles can be zipped up as a double if you have a companion for warmth, & slipped one inside the other if you are alone. At least that's how I use mine on the boat depending on whether the good lady is with me or not.

oldish hippy
17-06-2012, 11:04
mine cannot be zipped together lol

donkey too
17-06-2012, 11:25
I'm all for this dating lark but cam we have them on sale or return?:shag::sleep-027::lol-053:

MORGANTHEMOON
17-06-2012, 11:28
I'm all for this dating lark but cam we have them on sale or return?:shag::sleep-027::lol-053:

Well they are anyway, unfortunately they take your house, bank account car and pension with them.

Deleted user 21925
17-06-2012, 11:28
Someone should start a dating site.....'motorhome matches'

or .... 'campervan companions':lol-053:

Or even Motorhome hook-ups

Smaug
17-06-2012, 14:39
Or even Motorhome hook-ups

Is that a typo? H for F? ;)

MORGANTHEMOON
17-06-2012, 16:29
Someone should start a dating site.....'motorhome matches'

or .... 'campervan companions':lol-053:

You could start a new group up called Zimmer love!

A pack of viagra for every member.

Deleted user 21925
17-06-2012, 22:51
A pack of viagra for every member.

If nothing else it will stop you from rolling out of bed!

Funky Farmer
17-06-2012, 22:53
If nothing else it will stop you from rolling out of bed!That made I smile, that did

oldish hippy
17-06-2012, 23:05
if i roll out of bed i fall out of the camper if the door is open

Somelier
18-06-2012, 05:40
you know when it serious when you see double sleeping bag lol



ps i only got singles lol{yes i do have two as i feel the cold at minus 12 and that is my excuse lol}

Ah, the beauty of a fixed bed - proper eiderdowns, a light one in the summer and a thicker one in the winter and if it gets very cold, then a nice snuggle up to SWMBO.

oldish hippy
18-06-2012, 05:45
well i just will have to make do with my hot water bottle and its cover and i not showing you its picture as mtm will get jealous lol mind you can always snuggle up to tfeater and down sleeping bag at least it dont talk in it sleep mind you that women for you they even talk when they asleep {well my ex did lol}

pj66
18-06-2012, 08:13
this is not the thread i was hoping for :idea: :sad::dnd:

donkey too
18-06-2012, 08:42
this is not the thread i was hoping for :idea: :sad::dnd:

But it is normal for this mad house.:wacko::wacko::banana: After all there is only one sane person on here. I have my hospital discharge papers to prove it.:cool1:

Bushtrekker
18-06-2012, 08:52
This site is full of people with a lot of experience of wild camping, but mild insanity and a weird sense of humour prevail. Ask a serious question and everyone will reply if they can. This thread was started in between the rain at the June meet, to occupy my mind while I was waiting for the rain to stop and before heading to the pub. There probably would be room in the internet for a serious dating site for motorhomers, as at least you would have one interest in common.

This could run along the lines of existing sites...'Plenty of Fields', 'Fiats Reunited' etc. :-)

oldish hippy
18-06-2012, 10:09
"single suzukis"

Bushtrekker
18-06-2012, 10:16
'Horny Hymers', or 'Randy RVers'?

oldish hippy
18-06-2012, 10:21
so is vw virgin women

Bigpeetee
18-06-2012, 10:28
Of course if two motorhomers date and get together, then selling both and buying one bigger and better one could be on the cards, so long as you get a pre nup for if it goes wrong!!

Randonneur
18-06-2012, 11:09
I'd go for Talbot Totty. :scared: :lol-053:

MORGANTHEMOON
18-06-2012, 11:38
so is vw virgin women


No hippy that's just a dream, they dont exist

rab13
18-06-2012, 13:52
can i trade my girlfriend in ? one owner, low miles but hard word (red head) hope to get a ps3 :lol-053:

MORGANTHEMOON
18-06-2012, 14:03
can i trade my girlfriend in ? one owner, low miles but hard word (red head) hope to get a ps3 :lol-053:

No chance Rab mine has a few more miles on the clock but you know the saying. Out of the frying pan into the fire.

oldish hippy
18-06-2012, 14:08
got a ps1 thats the best deal

MORGANTHEMOON
18-06-2012, 14:12
got a ps1 thats the best deal

He sounds desperate hippy.

Bigpeetee
18-06-2012, 14:28
I've got a magic bean I could swap, Jack or anyone??

donkey too
18-06-2012, 14:59
Never traded mine. But we did go to a wife swap party once. All I got though was an old fridge that wouldn't work.:lol-053:
which brings me to something else (off topic) that has puzzled me for a long time; How do you know the light in the fridge goes out when you close the door?

oldish hippy
18-06-2012, 15:07
He sounds desperate hippy.



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vwalan
18-06-2012, 15:10
hi dt.shove a small child in there ocasionally . thats what they are for .as well as cleaning chimneys and drains .

MORGANTHEMOON
18-06-2012, 15:28
Never traded mine. But we did go to a wife swap party once. All I got though was an old fridge that wouldn't work.:lol-053:
which brings me to something else (off topic) that has puzzled me for a long time; How do you know the light in the fridge goes out when you close the door?

Have faith donkey.

kernowprickles
18-06-2012, 15:33
Never traded mine. But we did go to a wife swap party once. All I got though was an old fridge that wouldn't work.:lol-053:
which brings me to something else (off topic) that has puzzled me for a long time; How do you know the light in the fridge goes out when you close the door?

OMG, we're back to that bloody cat thing again - Shroedingers or something??? Trust DT to go all philosphical on us!! Back to the subject in hand, one close to my heart!! :heart: If Rab13 was only offered a PS1 for his low mileage girlfriend, I can't help wondering what Derek might be worth??? Housetrained, high mileage, slightly past sell by date, but cuddly.....anyone??

maingate
18-06-2012, 15:46
Oooh, I'll take him sweetie. :fun::wave::lol-049:

rab13
18-06-2012, 17:23
its looking like i will need to hang on to her dont want another ps1:cry:

MORGANTHEMOON
18-06-2012, 17:26
its looking like i will need to hang on to her dont want another ps1:cry:

And you know the other saying Rab.

Beggers can't be chosers!

oldish hippy
18-06-2012, 18:22
well i did makeeyou a offer best one and only one by the look of it lol

rab13
18-06-2012, 19:08
well i did makeeyou a offer best one and only one by the look of it lol

yes and a very fair offer it was my friend, but you cant get modern warfare on the ps1 :lol-053:

oldish hippy
18-06-2012, 19:37
yes and a very fair offer it was my friend, but you cant get modern warfare on the ps1 :lol-053:

you can just shoot it with ak 47 thats modern warfare

scenictraveller
18-06-2012, 19:40
can i trade my girlfriend in ? one owner, low miles but hard word (red head) hope to get a ps3 :lol-053:

i have an old sheep getting on a bit and shaved, if intrested it likes grass (the green stuff you find in fields) :)

Randonneur
18-06-2012, 20:28
I think we should have a miss / mrs wildcamper beauty?? contest at the next wildcamping meet. Bikini's only of course :scared: :scared:

Okay, I'm putting me tin hat on and taking cover!!!!!!!!!!!

lotty
18-06-2012, 21:19
I think we should have a miss / mrs wildcamper beauty?? contest at the next wildcamping meet. Bikini's only of course :scared: :scared:

Okay, I'm putting me tin hat on and taking cover!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm up for being the judge for that, must see the blokes in bikini's or is that mankini's :scared::lol-049:

Bushtrekker
18-06-2012, 21:25
I thought she would be the first to comment on that. It was nice meeting you two at the weekend by the way.

Deleted user 21925
18-06-2012, 21:25
I'm up for being the judge for that, must see the blokes in bikini's or is that mankini's :scared::lol-049:

Please Lotty, I was eating when I read that!

MORGANTHEMOON
18-06-2012, 21:28
A nice little polkadot number.


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I'm up for being the judge for that, must see the blokes in bikini's or is that mankini's :scared::lol-049:

lotty
18-06-2012, 21:30
I thought she would be the first to comment on that. It was nice meeting you two at the weekend by the way.

great to meet you too, glad you had a good time on the meet.
You know how shy and retiring Jen is, she would be too embarrased to watch! :lol-049:

Bushtrekker
18-06-2012, 21:38
Although I think a lot of it is front and there is a deeply sensitive woman lurking behind that brash exterior.

kernowprickles
18-06-2012, 22:12
I'm up for being the judge for that, must see the blokes in bikini's or is that mankini's :scared::lol-049:

Lotty, are you really, REALLY sure about that???

http://www.wildcamping.co.uk/forums/members/kernowprickles-albums-miscellaneous-picture6160-mankini-men-1658847i.jpg

Recognise anyone???

Bushtrekker
18-06-2012, 22:15
...was probably about that size:)

scenictraveller
18-06-2012, 22:40
I think we should have a miss / mrs wildcamper beauty?? contest at the next wildcamping meet. Bikini's only of course :scared: :scared:

Okay, I'm putting me tin hat on and taking cover!!!!!!!!!!!

could be a disater waiting to happen

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/sgtpoe/sexy-fail-fashion-fail-wtf.jpg

:)

Randonneur
19-06-2012, 07:40
Okay we could do one for the blokes as well, beer bellies and man boobs in thongs anyone????? :scared: :scared: :danger: :danger:

al n sal
19-06-2012, 08:34
Lotty, are you really, REALLY sure about that???

http://www.wildcamping.co.uk/forums/members/kernowprickles-albums-miscellaneous-picture6160-mankini-men-1658847i.jpg

Recognise anyone???

they're not our camping lot they haven't got jellybean sandals on...

Apache Two
19-06-2012, 10:31
Lotty, are you really, REALLY sure about that???

http://www.wildcamping.co.uk/forums/members/kernowprickles-albums-miscellaneous-picture6160-mankini-men-1658847i.jpg

Recognise anyone???

Yes I'm the one in the middle with the hairy chest and legs to kill for...:drive::banana:

Russtic
19-06-2012, 11:11
e; How do you know the light in the fridge goes out when you close the door?

Set your camera on delayed shot with the flash turned off, stick it in the fridge quick and shut door. Voila!

maingate
19-06-2012, 11:31
Bugger the mankini, go for it properly!

This is my lad (on the right, and his fiance on the left.

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