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Funky Farmer
19-06-2012, 08:47
We are sorry to announce the sad departure of Goldie the goldfish. she departed this bowl in the night.
A state funeral will take place this evening in the garden with a full service. My grand kids have everything organised. Niamh is practicing her funeral face ready to conduct the service :( Abbie will be chief mourner. Tea and Ham sandwiches after. Prefer fish paste mesel'

suej
19-06-2012, 09:08
Not doing the traditional toilet flushing ceremony then? From one bowl to another teehee Oops sorry, please accept my condolences

Sue:cry:

Funky Farmer
19-06-2012, 09:18
Not doing the traditional toilet flushing ceremony then? From one bowl to another teehee Oops sorry, please accept my condolences

Sue:cry:
That would be my preferred method Sue ..... Kids eh :lol

Somelier
19-06-2012, 09:18
Will there be chips?

Funky Farmer
19-06-2012, 09:25
Will there be chips?
:scared:

Deleted user 21925
19-06-2012, 19:05
Carve a goldfish shape out of a carrot and stick it back in the bowl, they'll never know!l

Millie
19-06-2012, 19:10
RIP Goldie

scenictraveller
19-06-2012, 19:12
2 gold fish in a tank one says to the other can u drive this fecking thing :)

Funky Farmer
19-06-2012, 19:13
RIP Goldie

Indeed..... He is resting under a rose bush in a jam jar of holy water. Not my idea I hasten to add

scenictraveller
19-06-2012, 19:21
should have buried it in a jar of vinagar then dug it up 10yrs from now and showed them he was a saint.

Funky Farmer
19-06-2012, 19:32
should have buried it in a jar of vinagar then dug it up 10yrs from now and showed them he was a saint.

Now that is funny:lol-049:

Teffy
19-06-2012, 21:10
Goodbye little fishy. Children usually like to have a funeral for small pets.
I knew a lady who lived in the country and she told me that when she was a girl, she and her best friend used to go out with a little spade and a hymn book and hold funerals beside the road for squashed rabbits etc.! :cry:

tiderus
20-06-2012, 06:14
There there, don't fret. She's probably gone to a better plaice? :lol-049:

donkey too
20-06-2012, 07:33
There there, don't fret. She's probably gone to a better plaice? :lol-049:

Or a batter plaice.:lol-049:

Funky Farmer
20-06-2012, 07:40
Or a batter plaice.:lol-049:
Good Cod! That was Brill :dance:

oldish hippy
20-06-2012, 08:00
stop carping on with the fish puns

Bushtrekker
20-06-2012, 08:08
Do you want a recipe? :-)

MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 08:14
What about the cat?

He could help you out.

6171

Deleted user 21925
20-06-2012, 08:14
Maybe play Salmon Dave at the funeral?

tiderus
20-06-2012, 08:17
A bit of decorum please lads, some of you have no sole. When poor Goldie fell off her perch,

while doing the conger in a roe with others trying to mussel in.

It seemed to seal her fate.

Sounds a load of pollaks to me.

Any more,

Rgd's Graham.

Funky Farmer
20-06-2012, 08:27
A bit of decorum please lads, some of you have no sole. When poor Goldie fell off her perch,

while doing the conger in a roe with others trying to mussel in.

It seemed to seal her fate.

Sounds a load of pollaks to me.

Any more,

Rgd's Graham.

You floundered there, just for a minute

fishy & Nina
20-06-2012, 08:45
Now that's enough of the puns please I think you'll fin_ it's a very serious matter!:lol-049:

fishy

Funky Farmer
20-06-2012, 08:51
Now that's enough of the puns please I think you'll fin_ it's a very serious matter!:lol-049:

fishy


Sorry Fishy A relation of yours was he? He never mentioned you in his will! :rolleyes2:

fishy & Nina
20-06-2012, 08:57
Yes 'fraid so - still you know what they say: "you can choose your friends but not your relatives!"

oldish hippy
20-06-2012, 09:57
mind you i heard he was a ray of sunshine ok let skate over this now

Firefox
20-06-2012, 14:36
I had to Dab my eyes in tears of laughter, there's more fishy puns here than one could ever Bream of :raofl:

tiderus
20-06-2012, 17:55
Me and the old trout had a Whale of a time with this one.

And says don't be Coy, ask if eel mind bumping something else off next week,

to keep it skateing along.

This will stop her being crabby, and a wrasse'ing me.
ps. I'm not really that brave, as her indoors don't do computers! :lol-049:


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