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MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 15:40
Are women good drivers?

I told the missus to park the car on the ferry.

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Bigpeetee
20-06-2012, 15:46
Americans you see, leave it in drive and hit the wrong pedal!!

At least they got away without getting wet!!

oldish hippy
20-06-2012, 15:46
knew it was dangerous letting her drive after 20 years on push bike she said the gaps big enough lol 6174

kimbowbill
20-06-2012, 15:50
Are women good drivers?

I told the missus to park the car on the ferry.

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so what's up wi that? that's a damn good bit o parking that is :dance:

MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 16:04
so what's up wi that? that's a damn good bit o parking that is :dance:

I would think a change of underwear was needed after that bit of parking.

scenictraveller
20-06-2012, 16:36
few yrs back was in bankok and a woman asked if i wanted to go back to her house
yeh why not,

all was fine until she did a perfect parrell parking manouver between a truck and bus in one go i Thought WTF.

Must be a ladyboy.

scampa
20-06-2012, 16:43
Another tip for our "how to" guide...... always carry a pair of waterwings in your glovebox! :o

MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 16:45
few yrs back was in bankok and a woman asked if i wanted to go back to her house
yeh why not,

all was fine until she did a perfect parrell parking manouver between a truck and bus in one go i Thought WTF.

Must be a ladyboy.

And!

How did it go?

scenictraveller
20-06-2012, 16:47
didnt i ran away :scared:

Deleted user 21925
20-06-2012, 16:48
Didn't have one of those moments like in the film 'Mona Lisa' then?

MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 16:54
didnt i ran away :scared:

Aye aye!

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Makzine
20-06-2012, 16:56
Best to give them a 4x4 so they can get into trouble :lol-053::wave:

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Makzine
20-06-2012, 16:58
Or buy them a house with a garage attached

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Deleted user 21925
20-06-2012, 16:59
Thats an amateur self build MH!

Makzine
20-06-2012, 17:00
Not enough room to park :rolleyes2::lol-053::wave:

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MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 17:03
Come on girls we know you better than that.

You won't take this lying down I'm sure there's a fight back from the quiete ones. Kimbo! where are you!

Makzine
20-06-2012, 17:08
I also have some that wern't women drivers to prove how fair I am :lol-053::lol-053::lol-053:

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scenictraveller
20-06-2012, 17:13
this happened last year just outside aberdeen on the north bound carridge way,

woman was very lucky only passed her test 10 days before.

LORRY CRASH A90 ABERDEEN LIVE ON BOARD TRUCK CAM - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK9-Ikcu0sY)

MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 17:14
Not enough room to park :rolleyes2::lol-053::wave:

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I n the last photo.
There may be someone trapped in the jeep but what do the women do. Get their handbags and shopping out!

herbenny
20-06-2012, 17:14
You know what they say about men who brag about thier driving and thier cars ...............teeny weeny you know what !!!!!! ahhhhh bless you cant have it all :lol-053::lol-053::lol-053:

Deleted user 21925
20-06-2012, 17:30
You know what they say about men who brag about thier driving and thier cars ...............teeny weeny you know what !!!!!! ahhhhh bless you cant have it all :lol-053::lol-053::lol-053:

Right, that's it I'm buying a Smart car and a Romahome!

Makzine
20-06-2012, 17:38
Mine are all so old I don't think it matters any more :cry::cheers:

kimbowbill
20-06-2012, 17:48
Come on girls we know you better than that.

You won't take this lying down I'm sure there's a fight back from the quiete ones. Kimbo! where are you!

No fight, i'm quite amused actually, i have to agree, women are just terrible drivers, but good at everything else, men are good at driving but crap at everything else, that's life, your all obviously bored, have a read at this,
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis/MC00026

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MORGANTHEMOON
20-06-2012, 17:56
No fight, i'm quite amused actually, i have to agree, women are just terrible drivers, but good at everything else, men are good at driving but crap at everything else, that's life, your all obviously bored, have a read at this,
Penis-enlargement products: Do they work? - MayoClinic.com (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis/MC00026)

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I tried that Kimbo look what happened!

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God it's difficult to control!


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