View Full Version : Unnecessary Violence

Funky Farmer
31-07-2012, 11:55
I was sitting beside the pond in my garden. Minding my own business reading War and Peace. (I'm fibbing it was the Beano)When I happened to glance down and noticed two small black beetles standing on one of the large stones that surround the pond. Without warning, they began to fight. The bigger of the two, gave the smaller one a damn good thrashing, and walked off. I thought that was the end of it. But no, from nowhere, a gang of ants pounced on the stricken beetle, and kicked the granny out of him. they then began to chop him up, and cart him off to thier camp.

I was shocked, one can not sit in the peaceful surroundings of thier garden. (Jessie and the dogs had gone down the fields) without witnessing unnecessary violence. I have sent a letter of complaint to Phil regarding this outrage.