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Deleted user 21925
18-08-2012, 17:40
Wife; "oh, thingy called earlier, she asked how you were"

Me "Oh good, how is old thingy"

Wife "yeah, not too bad, she's been round wotsit's"

Me "Yeah, is wotsit OK"

Wife "Yeah, shall I do something nice for dinner"

Me "No, No need for anything nice"

And so on and so on.........

Does anyone else have meaningless conversations like this, or is it just us?

tiderus
18-08-2012, 17:46
Well yes and No.

Rgd'.s G

Deleted user 21925
18-08-2012, 17:47
Well yes and No.

Rgd'.s G

Good answer, concise and to the point, how refreshing.

maingate
18-08-2012, 17:47
I can see that you two will be rivetting company at next weeks meet. :(

I will organise your parking spot. Don't worry, if you shout very loudly, we will probably hear you. :D

Deleted user 21925
18-08-2012, 17:49
I can see that you two will be rivetting company at next weeks meet. :(

I will organise your parking spot. Don't worry, if you shout very loudly, we will probably hear you. :D

I'm in the crap aren't I.

Then again, perhaps you won't mention this thread to her?

Funky Farmer
18-08-2012, 17:57
Mine doesn't talk to me!!!!! Says she is fed up having to repeat everything. :dance:

Deleted user 21925
18-08-2012, 17:58
Pardon?

mariesnowgoose
18-08-2012, 18:08
Mine doesn't talk to me!!!!! Says she is fed up having to repeat everything. :dance:

I have to repeat most thing on a daily basis and have done for over 15 years.
OH is deaf. Measles when he was 18 months old. Doesn't like hearing aids, although recently got some new ones so bit better.

Problem is, when I talk to other people I now tend to SHOUT without realising :lol-049:

When we come to any meets, just put us somewhere a long way off. :lol-053:

jamesmarshall
18-08-2012, 18:08
I tend to nod a lot

Deleted user 21925
18-08-2012, 18:09
Another one she uses is "can you pass me the wotchermacallit"


Say what you mean woman!!

mariesnowgoose
18-08-2012, 18:12
The worst problem is, he's too daft to say when he HAS heard me, so after about the third time of repeating something he gets narky and yells back that he heard me first time!!!
How would you cope with that?!

Sheesh!

I tell you, I reckon I need a medal.

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Deleted user 21925
18-08-2012, 18:13
Yup. I do that!!

mariesnowgoose
18-08-2012, 18:13
Another one she uses is "can you pass me the wotchermacallit"


Say what you mean woman!!

That's me.

I blame pre-senile dementia :lol-053:

mariesnowgoose
18-08-2012, 18:22
Yup. I do that!!

Yes, but are you actually deaf? :lol-049:

maingate
18-08-2012, 18:24
I'm in the crap aren't I.

Then again, perhaps you won't mention this thread to her?

Don't worry mate, I can keep a secret ........... if the money is right.


My wife says that I never listen to what she says.

At least I think that is what she said.

baldybloke
18-08-2012, 19:11
I have "selective deafness", either that or I must be ignoring swmbo

Bigpeetee
18-08-2012, 19:40
Wife; "oh, thingy called earlier, she asked how you were"

Me "Oh good, how is old thingy"

Wife "yeah, not too bad, she's been round wotsit's"

Me "Yeah, is wotsit OK"

Wife "Yeah, shall I do something nice for dinner"

Me "No, No need for anything nice"

And so on and so on.........

Does anyone else have meaningless conversations like this, or is it just us?

The study of these utterances is called Ethnomethodology

And if you can make head nor tail of it, you're better than me!!!!!!!!!

Deleted user 21925
19-08-2012, 07:13
Yes, but are you actually deaf? :lol-049:

What?

Doodles
19-08-2012, 07:21
With me its little things like when i come down in the morning and go to say something like

"Good morning darling how are you feeling" but instead i always come out with

"you bloody woman you have ruined my life" Dont know why it is just keeps happpening :lol-049:







Please note i am about to go into hiding when she reads this :lol-049:

David & Ann
19-08-2012, 08:41
Mine doesn't talk to me!!!!! Says she is fed up having to repeat everything. :dance:


You sure you have the right wife. If yes, I wonder if mine is the twin of yours. TV series, "Keeping up appearances" comes to mind☺☺☺

Deleted user 21925
19-08-2012, 08:46
With me its little things like when i come down in the morning and go to say something like

"Good morning darling how are you feeling" but instead i always come out with

"you bloody woman you have ruined my life" Dont know why it is just keeps happpening

You'll recognise Will at the next meet. He'll be the one with the black eyes.

(I'll be the one on crutches)

mariesnowgoose
19-08-2012, 08:56
Oh dear.

We have two battered husbands on our hands, folks.


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Better get the first aid kit out and two cups of hot, sweet tea.

On second thoughts, make that something stronger! :lol-049::p

oldish hippy
19-08-2012, 09:02
think we better find a member who got a ambulance before he does the conversion

mariesnowgoose
19-08-2012, 10:37
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will.

There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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donkey too
19-08-2012, 10:49
I'm in the crap aren't I.

Then again, perhaps you won't mention this thread to her?

Of coarse we wont mention it. wanna bet? How many round is it worth?

Doodleswife
19-08-2012, 11:05
With me its little things like when i come down in the morning and go to say something like

"Good morning darling how are you feeling" but instead i always come out with

"you bloody woman you have ruined my life" Dont know why it is just keeps happpening :lol-049:







Please note i am about to go into hiding when she reads this :lol-049:

SLAP BANG WALLOP !!!!!!!!!! in serious need of a new set of pans now :p

Deleted user 21925
19-08-2012, 11:09
Of coarse we wont mention it. wanna bet? How many round is it worth?

As many as it takes, the alternative doesn't bear thinking about!

Deleted user 21925
19-08-2012, 11:13
SLAP BANG WALLOP !!!!!!!!!! in serious need of a new set of pans now :p

Apparently you can visit Will in the Queens Medical Centre , he is in wards 5,6 and 7.

kimbowbill
19-08-2012, 11:13
Very costly thread Rob, I will have my fees paid for Druridge bay and i will bring you my reciept from my shopping, which i will do at Marks n sparks on this occasion :giggle::giggle::giggle:

mariesnowgoose
19-08-2012, 11:15
Too late! She's Here!!

Run for the hills, lads!

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Doodles
19-08-2012, 11:19
7550

Deleted user 21925
19-08-2012, 11:45
Very costly thread Rob, I will have my fees paid for Druridge bay and i will bring you my reciept from my shopping, which i will do at Marks n sparks on this occasion :giggle::giggle::giggle:

Ah but Jen, I've hatched a cunning plan! By Thursday I will be safely tucked inside the Ecuadorean Embassy!


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