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Biker Jeff
06-09-2007, 08:38
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former Slut.
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing. .............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional...........................Bitch.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes.....................................No
No......................................No
Maybe.................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
We need to talk....................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead.....................You better not

Do what you want................You will pay for this later
I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...............................I am hungry
I am sleepy................................I am sleepy
I am tired..................................I am tired
Nice dress.................................Nice cleavage!
I love you..................................Let's have sex now
I am bored.................................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?.........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.


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