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2CRAZYCAMPERS
06-02-2013, 19:58
there was an old lady
who swallowed a fly
i don't know why she swallowed a fly
perhaps she'll die


next bit !!

and no cheating do'nt be googleing it !!

2CRAZYCAMPERS
06-02-2013, 20:13
there was an old lady who swallowed a spider
that wriggled and wiggled and tickled insider
she swallowed the spider to catch the fly
i don't know why she swallowed the fly
perhaps she'll die


is no body playing?

GeoffB
06-02-2013, 20:22
Ah, memories of Burl Ives. I don't need to google this!

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird-
how absurd! to swallow a bird
she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and tickled and tickled inside her
she swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly-
perhaps she'll die?

For some reason when I used to sing this, years ago, our old dog used to go mad and rush around the place. Might have been the trigger word 'bird' but I didn't even need to get that far before he reacted!

2CRAZYCAMPERS
06-02-2013, 20:26
ha ha
should see our jack russel
goes bananas at the ladbrokes advert on tv

groyne
07-02-2013, 08:36
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat,
fancy that, she swallowed a cat.
she swallowed the cat to catch a bird,
she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and tickled and tickled inside her
she swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly-
perhaps she'll die?

GRWXJR
07-02-2013, 08:55
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog
What a Hog, to swallow that dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
she swallowed the cat to catch a bird,
she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and tickled and tickled inside her
she swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly-
perhaps she'll die?

Kryten
07-02-2013, 09:05
Sorry to deviate off this nursery rhyme but I couldn't resist.

there was an old lady
who swallowed a fly
i know why she swallowed a fly
it's all she could afford on her state pension.

roamingman
17-02-2013, 21:39
I know an old lady who swallowed a goat'
she had a big throat to swallower a goat
she swallowed the goat to catch the dog
she swallowed to dog to catch the cat
she swallowed to cat to catch the bird
she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and tickled and tickled inside her
she swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly-
perhaps she'll die?


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