View Full Version : Here's a few Amorphorism's

25-08-2013, 07:29
APHORISM'S (Yes, I had to look to see what they are???)

1. The nicest thing about the future is . . .

that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog . . .

but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor . . .

you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining . . .

as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .

when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of

the dark . .

to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important . . .

because they demonstrate how many people a company can

operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions . . .

you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a cat (or dog) . . .

and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy

(or girl) . . .

who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins . . .

the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong

number at 4 a.m. . .

like, it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says "It's only a game" . . .

when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where . . .

'happy hour' is a nap.

15. Be careful about reading the fine print . . .

there's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that . . .

not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . .

we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness . . .

but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than

in a Yugo.

19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .

you're probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't

mind . . .

and the ones that mind don't matter.

21. Life isn't tied with a bow . . .

but it's still a gift.

Anybody got any more ???

Rgds' Graham.

n brown
25-08-2013, 07:57
wot's an amorphorism graham,google doesn't know ?

25-08-2013, 08:43
wot's an amorphorism graham,google doesn't know ?

That question got me as well Nigel, hence the first line, APHORISM'S (Yes, I had to look to see what they are???)

I trust that someone on here of a higher intelegence will enlighten us both.

Still there are a few examples above to give us a clue.

Where's Haydn, he's got an intelegent job!!!

Belive he's got an Olergy?

oldish hippy
25-08-2013, 08:50
Hadyn probaly got hangover as he was at sons wedding yesterday and stayed at HOTEL so probaly pigging out on breakfast and parcetmaol

26-08-2013, 06:38
wot's an amorphorism graham,google doesn't know ?

1. A tersely phrased statement of a truth or opinion; an adage. See Synonyms at saying.

2. A brief statement of a principle.


26-08-2013, 07:14
As Winston Churchill remarked :-

An aphorism is not an aphorism unless you know what it means.