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Admin
11-09-2013, 11:31
I like this famous quote.
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mandrake
11-09-2013, 12:08
when you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a minute
but when you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour
that's relativity

Albert Einstein

maingate
11-09-2013, 14:25
'Which Indians?

Colonel George C Custer.

sasquatch
11-09-2013, 17:49
640k ought to be enough for anyone-Bill Gates
Careful with that bow and arrow,you could put someones eye out with it-King Harold.

Deleted user 21925
11-09-2013, 17:57
"What's this 'We' Paleface?"

Tonto to the Lone Ranger when surrounded by Indians.

edina
11-09-2013, 18:02
Don’t worry, they couldn’t hit an elephant from this distan.........

Deleted user 21925
11-09-2013, 18:19
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

Jack Nicholson

Randonneur
11-09-2013, 18:27
"I see no ships"

Admiral Nelson, just before he was blinded in one eye!!!

Fazerloz
11-09-2013, 18:37
Not famous but.

Look on the bright side at least your perscriptions are free.

My doctor when he first told me I had cancer. :lol-049:

n brown
11-09-2013, 18:54
I was going to do a couple but there's just so many ! Oscar Wilde Quotes (Author of The Picture of Dorian Gray) (http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/3565.Oscar_Wilde)

Dezi
11-09-2013, 18:55
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Albert Einstein

One my grandfather said.

Never worry if people underestimate your intelligence, if gives you an advantage.

Dezi

Deleted user 21925
11-09-2013, 18:57
Not famous but.

Look on the bright side at least your perscriptions are free.

My doctor when he first told me I had cancer. :lol-049:

When my dad was told he had cancer, he asked the doctor "how long, a year?"

"No its more serious" the doc replied.

"6 months" said my dad

"I'm afraid not that long"

"3 months and that's my final offer!" said my dad.

A few weeks later they decided to operate and now 5 years later he is all clear.

n brown
11-09-2013, 18:58
result !

Deleted user 21925
11-09-2013, 19:04
Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea".

Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."


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