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Deleted user 21925
17-09-2013, 17:38
The Zookeeper said to Paddy;

"our Gorilla's getting a bit frustrated and desperately needs a sh*g, would you do it Paddy for 500 quid"

Paddy thought for a minute and replied;

"I will, but only on 3 conditions,

Firstly, I'm not Gonna kiss her,

Secondly, my family must never know,

And thirdly, you'll have to give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together".

MORGANTHEMOON
17-09-2013, 18:04
What sex was the gorila? lol

Deleted user 21925
17-09-2013, 18:06
What sex was the gorila? lol

Who cares? 500 quid is 500 quid!

MORGANTHEMOON
17-09-2013, 18:08
Who cares? 500 quid is 500 quid!

No pain no gain Rob.

MORGANTHEMOON
17-09-2013, 18:22
Went to bed last night with a girl with a plastcine vigina and I think I left an impression.


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