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tiderus
17-09-2013, 20:30
Picture the scene last night.


Took the wife out for a meal on her birthday, all went well.

Came home early got ready for bed.

Wife said I'm not very sleepy, do you want a cuddle.

Not being one to miss an opportunity, I said why not.

So with the light out I reached out for me liquid Viagra.

By mistake I picked up and swallowed a bottle of Tippex.


When I woke up this morning,

I had a huge correction???


Well it is late, and I'm fed up not being out wild camping!

Captain Biggles
23-09-2013, 03:39
Picture the scene last night.


Took the wife out for a meal on her birthday, all went well.

Came home early got ready for bed.

Wife said I'm not very sleepy, do you want a cuddle.

Not being one to miss an opportunity, I said why not.

So with the light out I reached out for me liquid Viagra.

By mistake I picked up and swallowed a bottle of Tippex.


When I woke up this morning,

I had a huge correction???


Well it is late, and I'm fed up not being out wild camping!

Permission to groan ?

mariesnowgoose
23-09-2013, 05:13
You don't need permission.

It's an automatic reaction! ;) :lol-053:

MORGANTHEMOON
23-09-2013, 07:04
Out for the weekend again Graham.

I must speak to your doctor. lol


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