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tiderus
08-10-2013, 00:07
'Viagra' is now available
in tea bags.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance

but it does stop your biscuit going soft.



A keeper at Dudly zoo, was recently taken to court, and fined.

Apparently he was feeding snakes viagra.

He then sold them as walking sticks.

MORGANTHEMOON
08-10-2013, 06:58
It gets worse Graham,

Keep taking the tablets lad.

fairytooth
08-10-2013, 08:18
'Viagra' is now available
in tea bags.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance

but it does stop your biscuit going soft.



A keeper at Dudly zoo, was recently taken to court, and fined.

Apparently he was feeding snakes viagra.

He then sold them as walking sticks.

..... and you do have to drink it quickly to avoid getting a stiff neck !

suedge
08-10-2013, 08:47
I rub it on my eyes, it makes me look Hard :banana:


Eric

Daiboy
08-10-2013, 14:08
They are now available in twin packs

1. Twinned with aspirin for the married man in case she has a headache.

2. Twinned with marijuana for a night out, if you get lucky great, if not who cares man.

I'm sure there's loads more in the pipeline, I'm bet some of you know a few. Lol

Dai xx

MORGANTHEMOON
08-10-2013, 14:12
Dai rumour has it that you have a van load of viagra and now you're inviting ladies to fly over for a few days. lol

tiderus
09-10-2013, 08:26
Dai rumour has it that you have a van load of viagra and now you're inviting ladies to fly over for a few days. lol

He'll need it, there's some stiff competition over there.

Or so I'm told.

When I used to work over there, I carried a big stick.

No not to beat off the women,

Just to go fishing instead?


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