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Col49
26-10-2013, 23:11
A frog goes into a bank and

approaches the assistant. He

can see from her nametag;

that her name is Patricia

Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get

a 30,000 loan to take an

holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in

disbelief and asks his name.

The frog replies; my name is

Kermit Jagger, and my dad is

Mick Jagger, and the loan will be

okay, as my dad knows the bank

manager.

Patty; still a lttle perplexed; explains that he will still

need to secure the loan with

some sort of collateral.

The frog says, "Sure.. I have

this," and produces a tiny

porcelain elephant, about an

inch tall, bright pink; and

perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains

that she'll need to consult

with the bank manager;

disappearing into a back office.

She finds the manager and

says, "There's a frog called

Kermit Jagger out there who

Says that you know his father; and that he wants

to borrow 30,000, and he

wants to use this as

collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink

elephant. "I mean, what in

the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back

at her and says.

"It's a knickknack, Patty

Whack. Give the frog a loan,

His old man's a Rolling

Stone."


Now tell me your not singing it!

oldish hippy
27-10-2013, 05:45
Groan

dave and mary
27-10-2013, 06:38
I think we had better try to find him a hobby or something or we may get more of them SUGESTIONS LOL


:drive: :drive:

Col49
27-10-2013, 17:23
Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid ~ Albert Einstein


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