View Full Version : Joke (well I thought so)

28-10-2013, 02:37
Well I cannot sleep so I am up and decided to try a few jokes from by book "Simply the best joke book ever" now it has 256 pages of jokes (no I wont post them all - too much typing) but I will pick choice ones (there are some I don't even get) so here goes :lol-053:

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh theatre. When the usher came by and notice this he whispered to the man "sorry sir but you are only allowed one seat" The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient "Sir if you don't get up from there I am going to have to call the manager. The man just groaned. The user fetched the manager. Together they tried repeatedly to move the man but with no success . Finally they summoned the police, who surveyed the situation briefly then asked "All right buddy whats your name? Sam the man moaned, Where you from Sam? with pain in his voice the man replied "The balcony"


Sorry its so long - too much typing stick to shorter ones.