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tiderus
07-11-2013, 17:56
A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race-related.

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Due to the water shortage in Ireland , Dublin City Pool has announced it's closing lanes 7 and 8.

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I got a text from 'ScrewFix Direct' thanking me for my interest, but explaining they weren't a Dating Agency.

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The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was buggered by the gay Genie on stage last night
to be fair the audience did try to warn him.

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Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its 2.50/min. Network charges may vary...

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Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking,
"What products do you use for grooming." She was a bit taken aback when I replied "Facebook".

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Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and my girl. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at pool.

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Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having violent sex there and then. I just love my new Taser!

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Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area.
I've called him 'Bradford'.

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