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mariesnowgoose
08-11-2013, 09:40
:lol-053:

Gardener (http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/3650871/Qualified_gardener_willing_to_work_for_a_swapz_ie_ I_garden_you_/)

Penny13
08-11-2013, 09:42
Yum yum and you can swap for a Penny lol

mark61
08-11-2013, 09:47
He can't lay turf properly. :)

Penny13
08-11-2013, 09:48
We don't want him to ;)

herbenny
08-11-2013, 10:06
Yeah who cares if he cant lay properly ;)

I am sure us ladies could teach him a thing or two or three or maybe even four :rolleyes2::rolleyes2:

mariesnowgoose
08-11-2013, 10:16
I think you'd be wanting him to lay properly, Herby :lol-053: ;)

oldish hippy
08-11-2013, 10:21
shocking ladies all this talk over a gardener making me blush

n brown
08-11-2013, 10:22
why's his ladder on it's side ? did the dopey looking pillock fall off it? maybe his ladder's not the only thing he has trouble keeping up

herbenny
08-11-2013, 10:26
Your right Marie ....if it cant be done properly then don't bother it's not worth the effort :lol-053:

Deleted user 21925
08-11-2013, 10:27
Maybe this one for you lot?

103-year-old gardener is Britain's oldest worker | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-405602/103-year-old-gardener-Britains-oldest-worker.html)

PinkFlowerPetal
08-11-2013, 10:27
why's his ladder on it's side ? did the dopey looking pillock fall off it? maybe his ladder's not the only thing he has trouble keeping up

Sounds like sour 'grapes' to me :lol-053:

mariesnowgoose
08-11-2013, 10:38
Maybe this one for you lot?

103-year-old gardener is Britain's oldest worker | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-405602/103-year-old-gardener-Britains-oldest-worker.html)

Now that's impressive! :D

Firefox
08-11-2013, 11:04
"I would love massage"
..... :lol-053::raofl::lol-053:

n brown
08-11-2013, 11:06
Sounds like sour 'grapes' to me :lol-053:as if !

well possibly


oh alright- definitely !

carol
08-11-2013, 11:13
Just seen this - would I be the Carol you are thinking of? So thoughtful of you Marie! I've got loads of jobs for him but don't know what I'd give in return....some dyslexia support maybe? Could probably teach him a thing or two :lol-053:

oldish hippy
08-11-2013, 11:36
ok carol i do the odd jobs like watching paint dry and counting the raindrops on the window

stonedaddy
08-11-2013, 11:53
Just seen this - would I be the Carol you are thinking of? So thoughtful of you Marie! I've got loads of jobs for him but don't know what I'd give in return....some dyslexia support maybe? Could probably teach him a thing or two :lol-053:

I think Paul is still waiting for his massage off you Carol for fitting your pump at halloween.
.... Tom ....

carol
08-11-2013, 12:12
Think he might be getting enough massage at the moment, Tom! :banana:

stonedaddy
08-11-2013, 21:39
Think he might be getting enough massage at the moment, Tom! :banana:

:tongue: Goodness I forgot I'm having a bad week, I better take it for him :rabbit:.
.... Tom ....

Penny13
08-11-2013, 23:04
Any volunteers to massage his feet ! It can't all be left to me ;)
And yes Carole paint drying raindrops ! WTF he has half his kit off already ;)
I think Hippy may even take advantage ;)

carol
09-11-2013, 11:31
I know I owe him for fixing my pump but a foot massage? Noooooo. The debt must remain unpaid :wacko:

MORGANTHEMOON
09-11-2013, 11:34
I know I owe him for fixing my pump but a foot massage? Noooooo. The debt must remain unpaid :wacko:

Typical woman take the goods without paying

NeilyG
09-11-2013, 11:55
Better believe it Haydon - no man or (pet) dog is safe around THAT woman.

mariesnowgoose
09-11-2013, 12:06
Shall I beat him up or shall we do it together at Shap, Carol?! :hammer: ;) :D

oldish hippy
09-11-2013, 12:11
Better believe it Haydon - no man or (pet) dog is safe around THAT woman.

thanks for the warning neil

carol
09-11-2013, 13:13
Shall I beat him up or shall we do it together at Shap, Carol?! :hammer: ;) :D

You start Marie and I'll finish it off! Why is he so hurtful to me? :mad1:

carol
09-11-2013, 13:15
My reputation is being tarnished. Any lawyers on the forum?

NeilyG
09-11-2013, 14:21
Is the little mite doing alright? (Not emotionally scarred or anything like that?)
http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/dogs/smileys-dogs-986498.gif (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/)

flyby
09-11-2013, 22:04
I know I owe him for fixing my pump but a foot massage? Noooooo. The debt must remain unpaid :wacko:

well that good off you i lay on the wet grass to fix it to , so :giggle:

mariesnowgoose
10-11-2013, 05:43
well that good off you i lay on the wet grass to fix it to , so :giggle:

Would a few pints of Doombar be a better alternative for you, sir? ;) :D :giggle:


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