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Sky
11-11-2013, 16:58
It’s time to tell you the truth about Smurfs.

You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other and good and bad times.

“But, “ people ask,“ do Smurfs have……you know,………sex?

The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES!

And why shouldn’t they? They’re people too.

What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it – if you had sex once a year, you’d be blue too.

Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the sun comes out to watch, despite the WeatherSmurf’s direst predictions. I guess good ol’ Mr Sun is a voyeur.

In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of all the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS. Papa Smurf knew that no one made condoms small enough for a Smurf (even though everyone knows that all male Smurfs are well-hung, for their size), so he decreed that all Smurfs would only have smuck one day a year.

“Smucking one day a year will help us identify any disease we may transmit to one another and keep them from spreading to the animals in the forest,” declared Papa Smurf. “Besides, it will give Smurfette a chance to rest.”

Yes, Smurfette must rest. For as everyone knows, Smurfette is the only female Smurf in the village, and after a full day of having vigorous, rabid sex with two hundred pussy crazed little blue men, she needs a break.

So, on the appointed day, Papa Smurf bids everyone throw their inhibitions to the wind and immerse themselves in debauchery.

Randonneur
11-11-2013, 18:16
Errrr??

Not sure what you're on but where can I get some?? :lol-053: :lol-053:

NeilyG
12-11-2013, 10:03
Think you've been out in yer camper a bit too long - getting a bit 'frustrated'?

maingate
12-11-2013, 19:51
Think you've been out in yer camper a bit too long - getting a bit 'frustrated'?

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