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n brown
17-11-2013, 15:32
an armed robber is just leaving a bank with his loot when a brave customer pulls off his balaclava,the robber instantly shoots him dead. swinging round, he sees a young guy just turning away and shoots him dead too''did anyone else see my face ?!!'' he screams at the terrified customers,all with their faces averted. up pipes a little Irish voice '' I think my wife may have caught a glimpse ''

Mother Superior is having a bath when there's a knock on the door
''who's there'' she demands
''it's the blind man'' comes the reply.
after a little deliberation she calls out,''you can come in''
in comes the man''Wow! nice tits Mrs Nun! where do you want the blind hung ?@@

17-11-2013, 19:59
That has made me chuckle lol lol lol, keep em coming:wacko::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

18-11-2013, 10:21
The benefits of Rye Bread:

Two old guys, Rick 80 and Bill 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this stuff but me."