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Toonman
19-11-2013, 10:19
A young man decides to dedicate his life to God and join a monastery.
He joins an order of Monks and takes a vow of silence.

However, he's promised by the Abbot that he can speak two words per Decade.

After 10 Years the Abbot asks him his two words for the decade.
He replies ... "Bed Broken"

After his second decade the Abbot asks him again his two words for that year.
He replies ... "Still Broken"

After thirty years the Abbot asks him his two words for that decade.
He replies ... "I'm Leaving"

The Head Monk says ... "Thank God...you've done nothing but moan since you got here!"


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