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yorkieowl
19-11-2013, 20:09
Funny the rhymes you remember from being a kid, which do you remember?

From 20 to 30 if a man lives right, its once in a morning and twice at night.
from 30 to 40 if he still lives right, he misses a morning and sometimes at night.
From 40 to 50 its just now and then.
From 50 to 60 its God knows when.
From 60 to 70, if he's still inclined, but don't let him kid you, it's still on his mind,
His sporting days are over, his little light is out, what used to be his sex appeal,
is now his water spout.
It used to be embarrassing to make the thing behave, as nearly every morning
it stood and watched him shave.
But now he's getting older, it sure gives him the blues, to have it dangling down his legs,
and watch him clean his shoes. ;) :o :lol-053:

jamesmarshall
19-11-2013, 20:14
I must admit I've reached the age where I no longer have somewhere to hang the towel while I shave.

gaz2676
19-11-2013, 20:19
try a bit of DIY....:have fun::dnd::lol-049:

oldish hippy
19-11-2013, 21:00
call st johns ambulance they might have a spare splint

mandrake
19-11-2013, 23:49
sex appeal not bragging but i ooze with it just look at my piccy above :wacko:

dave and mary
20-11-2013, 11:14
try a bit of DIY....:have fun::dnd::lol-049:



Been doing that for years lol



:drive: :drive:

Toonman
20-11-2013, 13:25
Billy Connolly said that he got some advice on his 60th birthday

1. Never waste a chance to pee.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste an erection...........even if you are alone.

gaz2676
20-11-2013, 15:12
its terrible the first week the clocks go back ...there iam going to work.... waiting in the bus queue an ya get the morning glory

n brown
20-11-2013, 15:20
what-is that what you use to flag down the bus ? we just wave

gaz2676
20-11-2013, 15:39
its to hang yer bait bag while ya look for change .....can be handy if you trip up the step on the way in the bus... also it keeps it out the way so no one steps on it........the bait bag i meant ...dirty mind

Tezza33
20-11-2013, 15:43
Billy Connolly said that he got some advice on his 60th birthday

1. Never waste a chance to pee.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste an erection...........even if you are alone.
I would ignore that bit, I tried his advice not to waste it and bent her over the freezer, we enjoyed but they have banned us from Tescos

gaz2676
20-11-2013, 15:48
I would ignore that bit, I tried his advice not to waste it and bent her over the freezer, we enjoyed but they have banned us from Tescos

shudda went to asda dont they promise to beat it by 10 percent and ya can pat ya bum musicaly .....doo doo

yorkieowl
21-11-2013, 00:14
can be handy if you trip up the step on the way in the bus... also it keeps it out the way so no one steps on it

Ooh thought you was bragging there for a minute, until I read the last line.:lol-053::o


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