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mariesnowgoose
25-11-2013, 04:47
User: My usual password is not working suddenly... why?
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?
Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: ok, roses
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: pretty roses
Website: you must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose
Website: you cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose
Website: you must use additional letters.
User: 1f*ckingprettyrose
Website: you must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1F*CKINGprettyrose
Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1F*ckingprettyrose
Website: you must use additionalletters.
User: 1F*ckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemea ccessrightf*ckingnow
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.

Sharon the Cat
25-11-2013, 08:10
Love it!
:cool1:

n brown
25-11-2013, 08:38
what's brown and sticky?




a stick

oldish hippy
25-11-2013, 09:21
what's brown and sticky?




a stick

a groan

yorkieowl
25-11-2013, 09:46
what's brown and sticky?




a stick

you eating a vanilla?

Toonman
25-11-2013, 09:59
That is brilliant. I was laughing so hard my wife thought I would have a heart attack.

PinkFlowerPetal
25-11-2013, 12:59
what's brown and sticky?

Toffee :tongue: :tongue:

MORGANTHEMOON
25-11-2013, 13:25
Toffee :tongue: :tongue:

So innocent Jackie.

MykCamper
25-11-2013, 15:30
User: My usual password is not working suddenly... why?
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?
Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: ok, roses
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: pretty roses
Website: you must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose
Website: you cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose
Website: you must use additional letters.
User: 1f*ckingprettyrose
Website: you must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1F*CKINGprettyrose
Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1F*ckingprettyrose
Website: you must use additionalletters.
User: 1F*ckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemea ccessrightf*ckingnow
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used. :heart: IT!That is bludy Classic!! :lol-053::nospam:


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