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GinaRon
26-11-2013, 18:38
I'm a Senior Citizen

I wake up a few hours before my body allows me to get out of bed

I', a walking storeroom of facts - Unfortunately I seem to haver lost the key to the storeroom

I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.. er ...

I am not grouchy, I just don't like traffic wardens, waiting, children, politicians...

I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place somewhere

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days

I'm the life of the party - even when it lasts till 8pm

I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy and that's just my left leg

I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I :D

Randonneur
26-11-2013, 20:28
They say life begins at 70 these days :scared:............

Trouble is, your body's too kn*ckered to enjoy it!!! :lol-049: :lol-049:

yorkslass
26-11-2013, 20:31
not quite got there yet,:D but some days I feel as though I have.

snowbirds
27-11-2013, 08:40
Hi GinaRon,

I am but won't admit to it,That's why I keep travelling so it can't catch up with me.Sun tan is starting to fade so need to plan the next trip.:dance:

Snowbirds.:drive::fun:





I'm a Senior Citizen

I wake up a few hours before my body allows me to get out of bed

I', a walking storeroom of facts - Unfortunately I seem to haver lost the key to the storeroom

I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.. er ...

I am not grouchy, I just don't like traffic wardens, waiting, children, politicians...

I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place somewhere

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days

I'm the life of the party - even when it lasts till 8pm

I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy and that's just my left leg

I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I :D


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