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03-12-2013, 02:01
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careered down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowly avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their
narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.

The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organise a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement develop a solution."

The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty penknife and will take apart the brake system
isolate the problem and correct it."

The programmer said, "I think you are both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again.! :pc:

Blodwyn Pig
03-12-2013, 02:07
Not too bad for stupid o'clock.

03-12-2013, 02:21
That's cos I have a book full of them and also a book of wrinkly jokes - they will be coming next :lol-053:

03-12-2013, 15:31
A doctor, and engineer and a town planner were arguing about the nature of God.
"God was clearly a medical man", said the doctor."He created woman from Adam's rib and that requires medical knowledge".
"He was obviously an engineer", replied the engineer. "It says in the Bible that God created the world from chaos, and that requires engineering skill".
"Ah", replied the town planner, "but who created the chaos in the first place?"