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GinaRon
04-12-2013, 00:52
A woman and a man were involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they
crawled out of their cars the woman says, So you are a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.
Flattered the man replied "Oh yes I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God."

The woman continued "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune". Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens
it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately put the cap back on and hands it back
to the man.

The man asks "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies "No I think I'll just wait for the police" :raofl:


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