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Tezza33
16-12-2013, 21:39
After being married for 50 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house,
a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now ... I have a £750,000 home, a £45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife said "I am a very reasonable Woman"

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Siimplyloco
16-12-2013, 21:48
After being married for 50 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house,
a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now ... I have a £750,000 home, a £45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife said "I am a very reasonable Woman"

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

As Chrisinbrighton told me recently, the old ones are the best..
John

n brown
16-12-2013, 21:57
i'll second that ! the old ones are fine, I'm an old one and my old lady got old with me and it's just as I expected and it's just right ,and I don't mind it at all !

stonedaddy
16-12-2013, 22:40
After being married for 50 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house,
a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now ... I have a £750,000 home, a £45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife said "I am a very reasonable Woman"

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Fifty years ago I was very similar to yourself. The difference is everything is the same bar the 23 year old girl is now 73 and sleeps in a different room :sad: .
.... Tom ....

n brown
16-12-2013, 22:54
Fifty years ago I was very similar to yourself. The difference is everything is the same bar the 23 year old girl is now 73 and sleeps in a different room :sad: .
.... Tom .... only because your emissions are different now !

phillybarbour
17-12-2013, 05:10
Ha ha

marydot
17-12-2013, 10:08
The best thing about getting old is not giving a stuff anymore about husbands coming out with jokes like that! Come to think of it, the older I get, the less I give a stuff about anything much - like's too short.:have fun:

Marydot

Siimplyloco
17-12-2013, 10:34
The best thing about getting old is not giving a stuff anymore about husbands coming out with jokes like that! Come to think of it, the older I get, the less I give a stuff about anything much - like's too short.:have fun:

Marydot

You mean like this:

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marydot
17-12-2013, 10:42
Exactly!!

snowbirds
17-12-2013, 15:46
Hi all,

Still with the same wife from the 1960's I find I just need Bigger jump leads and heavy duty Battery now:rolleyes2::rolleyes2::rolleyes2:

Snowbirds.

grumpyengraver
17-12-2013, 17:40
Hi all,

Still with the same wife from the 1960's I find I just need Bigger jump leads and heavy duty Battery now:rolleyes2::rolleyes2::rolleyes2:

Snowbirds.


I don't think jump leads or a heavy battery would be any good for me. :lol-053::lol-053:

Rodeo
17-12-2013, 20:05
Well,for all our trials and tribulations,warnings from her family,etc we're still together after 34 years. She suffers me and my crazy ideas every day!

Siimplyloco
17-12-2013, 20:31
Well,for all our trials and tribulations,warnings from her family,etc we're still together after 34 years. She suffers me and my crazy ideas every day!

Well Rodeo, it's nice to see that you are both 'bucking' the trend!
John

wineciccio
17-12-2013, 20:43
Whats wrong with a good starting handle, same here, I literally bumped into my mrs back in 1966, the year I set foot in this country, apologised profusely and thought to myself, crikey she is not bad, mind my English then was not so good, to this day I swear I don't know what she said or called me, I courted her for 3 years and eventually I asked her to marry me, penny less, but all the will in my head to get ahead in this country, and I did, 44 years and I never miss a beat with her,:shag::shag::shag::shag::shag::shag:

stonedaddy
17-12-2013, 21:28
The little smile ;) that looked up from the pillow from that young lady 50 years ago is still there to this day. The problem is its from a glass at the side of the bed :scared: ..
.... Tom ....

NeilyG
17-12-2013, 21:49
You mean like this:

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Its the same graph for HAVING PROPER ****s n'all init?

n brown
17-12-2013, 22:31
Well,for all our trials and tribulations,warnings from her family,etc we're still together after 34 years. She suffers me and my crazy ideas every day!34 years! you´re just getting to know each other !

rockape
18-12-2013, 06:48
I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, mind you I've woken up with a few.

loulou
18-12-2013, 07:30
You mean like this:

19270

So eloquently put

:pc:

marydot
18-12-2013, 14:56
I was a 'child bride', 17 when we got married. Some family members gave it 6 months. 45 years now and still going strong :heart:- and most of the doom and gloom mob are well and truly departed now!

Marydot

Rodeo
18-12-2013, 15:19
34 years! you´re just getting to know each other !
Sorry "old boy":lol-049::lol-049:

Toonman
18-12-2013, 17:09
For me and our lass it will be fourty years in three days time and I still look forward to seeing her when I have been away for a few days.

Tezza33
18-12-2013, 17:55
We met on holiday and it was love at first site, everybody who knew me said it will never last because I had a new girlfriend every week in my youth but she ignored them, that was 1975 and three children and six Grandkids later we are still together and she is still my best friend 19283

jennyp19
20-12-2013, 13:56
The little smile ;) that looked up from the pillow from that young lady 50 years ago is still there to this day. The problem is its from a glass at the side of the bed :scared: ..
.... Tom ....

Its a good job Josie doesn't read these threads, Tom. Hope you both have a good Christmas & we'll hopefully see you at New Year. Has Josie got her passport yet?

jennyp19
20-12-2013, 14:06
I was a 'child bride', 17 when we got married. Some family members gave it 6 months. 45 years now and still going strong :heart:- and most of the doom and gloom mob are well and truly departed now!

Marydot

snap

Siimplyloco
20-12-2013, 15:23
Jan and I met on a blind date in the car park of TGI Friday's in Cheltenham. I bought two Margaritas and a combi to share.That was 19 years ago last November. We never got married, and on our meeting anniversaries we always find a TGI's, no matter where we are, and order the same food and drink!
We never mention my two earlier wives.....
John

tiderus
20-12-2013, 15:47
I'd just like to say, That I've had two wives,

and enjoyed both of them.

(Mine and one of the neibours!)


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