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chrisinbrighton
18-12-2013, 08:11
Christmas. That time of year when the whole family gets together to remind themselves why they spend the rest of the year avoiding each other.

Sharon the Cat
18-12-2013, 08:22
You've been pulling your crackers early, haven't you!

Tezza33
18-12-2013, 08:35
As you're sat there on Christmas Day, eating your big dinner, leisurely watching the days films on TV and generally having a relaxing time, spare a thought for those less fortunate than yourselves.





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Those married with children.

chrisinbrighton
18-12-2013, 08:38
At the pub, James orders 10 pints of lager. An hour later, he orders 10 more.
What does he have?

A wife and 4 bloody kids.

chrisinbrighton
18-12-2013, 08:53
What rises 8 inches when my wife gets in at night?

The water level in the bath.

chrisinbrighton
18-12-2013, 09:13
I love going to bed with my wife knowing that when I wake up I get to hear those three magical words every man loves to hear in the morning;
''Here's your tea'

Penny13
18-12-2013, 09:51
I am a confirmed bah humbug do not sit with family at Christmas it drives me mad everyone pretending to like each other :)
But the bit that really gets me is the financial implications, ok if you got it. Yes I know it's the thought that counts but people get involved in trying to do it all !
Christmas should be about good will !
Rant over ...


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