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kernowprickles
14-01-2014, 08:42
Just so you all know how it works!!

MORGANTHEMOON
14-01-2014, 09:46
Just so you all know how it works!!

You wish!

Randonneur
14-01-2014, 10:05
That's what my wife keeps telling me!! :p

Sky
14-01-2014, 11:10
Marriage is not a word;it's a sentence. :)

Sky
14-01-2014, 11:14
Wedding rings - the world's smallest handcuffs. :)

maingate
14-01-2014, 11:51
One bite of Wedding Cake gives a woman headaches for life.

MORGANTHEMOON
14-01-2014, 13:46
I'm stressed in work and even more stressed at home.

The 10 minutes going home is pleasant enough. lol

Sharon the Cat
14-01-2014, 14:16
Tsk tsk you lot.
You just don't like being reminded of the rules.
:hammer:

MORGANTHEMOON
14-01-2014, 14:19
Tsk tsk you lot.
You just don't like being reminded of the rules.
:hammer:

And you lot don't stop changing them. lol

Sky
14-01-2014, 14:25
How to cure a nymphomaniac - marry her. :)

Deleted user 21925
14-01-2014, 14:35
well if you want my opinion, she'll give it.

jonkil
14-01-2014, 15:40
One of my heroes, Groucho Marx had many views on marriage :

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce"
"Women should be obscene and not heard"
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!"
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."
"Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first."
"We know that behind every successful man stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife."

All prob politically incorrect, but who cares !

loulou
14-01-2014, 20:06
My wife and I have been married for 48 years...


.....and there are no Bosses in our relationship...

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...so long as I do as I'm told...


:lol-049::lol-049::lol-049:

ivecotrucker
14-01-2014, 21:12
How to cure a nymphomaniac - marry her. :)

Luckily I found it didn't cure her !.


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