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n brown
16-01-2014, 19:30
a priest, a muslim and an engineer were sentenced to die by guillotine
the priest asked to lie on his back so he'd be facing God as he died.
the blade dropped,and came to a sudden halt an inch from his neck!
because of this miracle,they spared his life !
the muslim also asked to face Allah ,and the same thing happened ! his life was also spared !
the engineer also asked to lie on his back,as it had been a good thing for the other 2.
as he lay looking up,waiting for the blade to drop,he suddenly said '' hang on a moment,i think I can see the problem !''

caledonia
16-01-2014, 19:39
My dogs an engineer....................kick its ass and it makes a bolt for the door.:lol-053:

sasquatch
17-01-2014, 09:24
Civil engineer build targets,mechanical engineers build weapons!


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