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tiderus
24-01-2014, 15:09
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:

Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get
married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once
their vows are exchanged?

Finally, the riddle is solved.

A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down
the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir
singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts
where the brain absorbs these three stimuli:

Aisle, altar, and hymn.

She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these
perceptions:

Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn.

And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is
complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself:
'I'll alter him!’

HERE ENDETH THE FIRST LESSON.

Look, don't blame me, its a clean one.
Rare as hens teeth. (Or Barrys barber).

Siimplyloco
24-01-2014, 15:36
I like the shortler version.

A man marries a woman hoping that she won't change.
A woman marries a man and is determined to change him!

Mastodon
24-01-2014, 17:02
And of course that well known cure for nymphomaniacs... Wedding cake

phillybarbour
24-01-2014, 17:19
I like that simple clean verse.


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