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jeffmossy
30-01-2014, 13:10
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
(A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)



I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if
they understood the concept of getting to heaven.



'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage
sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'



'NO!' the children answered.



'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'



Again, the answer was 'NO!'



'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would
that get me into heaven?'



Again, they all answered 'NO!'



I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can
I get into heaven?'



A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'



It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't
it?


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