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Pauljenny
14-04-2014, 18:32
> Barak Obama and David Cameron
> are shown a time machine which can see
> 100 years into the future.
> They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
> Barak goes first.
>
> “What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”
>
> The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
>
> "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,There is no conflict, the economy is healthy.
> There are no worries”
>
> David thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks:
>
> “What will England be like in 100 years time?”
>
> The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
> But he just stares at it.
>
> “Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say”
> David replies,
>
> “B*ggered if I know! It's not in English!”

n brown
14-04-2014, 19:30
that's not a joke,it's a prediction


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