View Full Version : Oscar Pistorius

16-04-2014, 20:20
Don't shoot the messenger!

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16-04-2014, 21:05
they do say his new girlfriend stinks something rotten ,understandable would you want to go to the bathroom

16-04-2014, 21:14
His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks
like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on
Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished
responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he’s a
front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.

Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his
Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious.
Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.”

Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new
one is like taking a shot in the dark.

Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

Otherwise, the Oscar goes to……………………Jail !!

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely
acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of
the limbs.

I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and
when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it
works over there, right?

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied
athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Surely Oscar Pistorius isn’t the first man to wake up legless during
Valentine’s night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining
she’s somebody else?

If found guilty he’s gonna have to take it on the shin.

And finally,

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!