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Toonman
16-05-2014, 22:28
A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?" "Yes"he says "I was in the Falklands for three years". The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8.00 AM. to 4.00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10.00 AM." The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8.00 AM. to 4.00 PM. then why do you want me to come in at 10.00 AM? " "This is a council job" the interviewer replies."For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that"

phillybarbour
17-05-2014, 06:09
Was on a HGV driver CPC course last week with 11 other guys, only 2 worked for the council and they were the only two that arrived late, one by 5 mins one by an hour and half!

shawbags
17-05-2014, 12:21
Was on a HGV driver CPC course last week with 11 other guys, only 2 worked for the council and they were the only two that arrived late, one by 5 mins one by an hour and half!

If the council staff learn too much they may have to do more work , tut tut , , we couldn't have that could we :rolleyes: .

Siimplyloco
17-05-2014, 15:02
SNIP
."For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that"

Do all the female employees come in at 10.00 as well then?
John

runnach
17-05-2014, 18:50
Do all the female employees come in at 10.00 as well then?
John

No, 9.30 half hour to do nails, just in case the guys can,t manage a nad scratch ;)

Randonneur
17-05-2014, 18:55
Do all the female employees come in at 10.00 as well then?
John


Yes, but they call it flexi-time!!! :lol-053:


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