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GinaRon
21-05-2014, 23:49
A 91 year old man went into a pharmacy and asked for Viagra tablets which he wanted cut into quarters.
The Pharmacist said "sure I can do that for you, but you do realise that a quarter of a tablet wont give you a full erection?
The old man replied "Im 91 I am too old for that game, I just want it to stick out far enough so that I don't pee on my slippers
:goodnight:

rockape
22-05-2014, 10:24
A 91 year old man went into a pharmacy and asked for Viagra tablets which he wanted cut into quarters.
The Pharmacist said "sure I can do that for you, but you do realise that a quarter of a tablet wont give you a full erection?
The old man replied "Im 91 I am too old for that game, I just want it to stick out far enough so that I don't pee on my slippers
:goodnight: You have to swallow Viagra quickly otherwise you get a stiff neck.

Admin
22-05-2014, 10:30
They now do a liquid version for younger men, you put the drops in your eyes and it makes you look hard.

jonkil
22-05-2014, 17:40
Also using viagra in nursing homes too. Stops them rolling out of bed ! :banana::banana:

SeanW
22-05-2014, 20:54
If you accidentally overdose on viagra, stand on a drawing pin!!


It makes you limp :p

Teutone
22-05-2014, 21:08
I combine my viagra with prozac.
If I can't get a f*** I don't give a f*** :hammer:


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