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Pauljenny
04-06-2014, 21:49
> Alex Salmond's colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him. So an official went to the National Railway Museum at York, to investigate the possibilities.
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> "There are a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," a consultant told the official, but they are mostly freight locomotives."
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"Oh dear, a freight locomotive is not very fitting for a party leader," said Sir Humphrey. "How about that big green one, over there?" he said, pointing to the 'Flying Scotsman'.
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> "That one has already got a name" said the consultant. "It's called 'Flying Scotsman'."
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> "Oh well. Couldn't we rename it ?" asked the official.
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> "I suppose for Alex Salmond it might be considered," said the consultant.
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> "That's excellent", said the official, "So that's settled then...let's look at re-naming the 'Flying Scotsman'. How much will it cost? Remember we can't spend too much, given the expenses scandal!"
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> "Well", said the consultant, "Why don't we just paint out the 'F'."
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