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10-06-2014, 19:27
Subject: Naughty but nice

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class fondle him. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour and started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything Kit-Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.

Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss, he was still going.
Just 3 will buy water and food for a family in Africa. But don't let your heart rule your head. Morrisons are doing 4 Stella for 2-99.

100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.

Now he's dead, they're making a film of Eddie Stobart's life. I've just seen the trailer.

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

Some swine's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back