View Full Version : Another Gem from the Far East

03-07-2014, 20:29
An old man and woman, in Pyong Yang, were married for many years.

Whenever there was a confrontation, yellin' could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout: "When I die, ya old hag, I will dig me way up and out the grave and come back and haunt yer arse for the rest of yer life!"

Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 88. His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.

After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked: "Aren't ya a wee bit afraid that he'll indeed dig his way out of the grave and haunt ya for the rest of yer life?"

The wife said, "Let the old sod dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he'll never stop and ask for directions"