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04-07-2014, 10:33
A Yorkshire rugby player was in a bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everyone
in the bar. He announces that his wife has just given birth to a typical
Yorkshire baby, weighing in at 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh 25 pounds, but the Yorkshire man
just shrugs and replies, " that's about average for a Yorkshire baby like I said, my boy's a
typical tyke baby boy. Gonna be a rugby player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of " WOW ! "
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.
The bartender says," Say, aren't you the father of that typical Yorkshire baby that
weighed 25 pounds at birth? " Everybody's been making bets on how big he'd be in
two weeks. So how much does he weigh now ? "
The proud father answers, " Twenty pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious.
" What happened ? You already told us he weighed 25 pounds the day he was born !"
The Yorkshire man takes a slow swig of his pint of Tetley Bitter, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, " We had him circumcised".......