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Pauljenny
14-08-2014, 09:38
The Queen is in Glasgow and she bumped into Alex Salmond.

HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.

AS: Nice to see you Maíam. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then Iíll be a King?

HMtQ: No, we donít like that.

AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?

HMtQ: No.

AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then Iíll be a Prince?

HMtQ: No Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country ..........And you can carry on as you are !

Sharon the Cat
14-08-2014, 10:59
Just emailed that to my boss in Scotland :)

rockape
14-08-2014, 13:54
If the north sea oil dries up as quick as they drink the whisky, don't come running to us for help. I guess we can all live on smoked salmon


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