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Spav
17-08-2014, 22:48
Three* Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At* the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says,* 'Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the* Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth* and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun* says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'

And* *poof* she's gone.

The second says, 'I want* to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The* third says, 'I want to be Sara* Pipilini..'

St.* Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asks

'Sara* Pipalini,' replies the nun.

St.* Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that* name just doesn't ring a bell.'

The nun* then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to* St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and* starts laughing. He hands it back to her* and says.

'No* sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline'* that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months.'


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