View Full Version : A few from me

08-09-2014, 12:25
My wife asked me to get some shopping but one of the items on her list is rabbit
so do I go to the Pet Shop, the Butchers or Anne summers.

Beware of rabbit hutch sellers, they'll give you a run for your money.

What do we want!- Hearing Aids
When do we want them!- Hearing Aids.

I just had a leaflet pushed through my letterbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 68.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!

Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

My Wife and I had words,but I didn't get to use mine.

God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.