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Tezza33
08-09-2014, 15:25
Throughout his long career as a "circumcision specialist", a surgeon had saved all his patients' foreskins as mementos.

His wife wanted to give him a unique souvenir of his career as a retirement gift, and she took his entire collection to a leather artisan and asked him to make something special.

"I'll see what I can do," said the artisan.

A week later, she returned, eager to see what work of art this man had created from this unusual material.

The leathersmith handed her a wallet.

"Excuse me, but from all those foreskins and you could only make a wallet?" she asked.

The leathersmith replied, "Well, yes madam. But if you stroke it, it becomes a suitcase!"

Siimplyloco
08-09-2014, 20:09
Reminds me of the two nurses dealing with a tattooed Welshman. The plain nurse says "Did you know he's got 'LUDO' tattooed on his thingy?". The pretty nurse says "That's not 'LUDO', that's 'LLANDUDNO!"
John

Tezza33
08-09-2014, 21:55
Reminds me of the two nurses dealing with a tattooed Welshman. The plain nurse says "Did you know he's got 'LUDO' tattooed on his thingy?". The pretty nurse says "That's not 'LUDO', that's 'LLANDUDNO!"
JohnI must be lucky, my tattoo looks as if it says Lynch but it says Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

Siimplyloco
08-09-2014, 21:59
I must be lucky, my tattoo looks as if it says Lynch but it says Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

To be that well endowed you must enjoy your station in life!
John

Tezza33
08-09-2014, 22:01
I would but Maggy has gone off the rails


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