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12-09-2014, 12:56
Ron and Janet had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.

After a few days an attractive young woman applies for the room. She explains that she is a model working in a nearby studio and needs the room for a few weeks.

Janet shows her the house and they agree to start straight away.

"Thereís just one problem," explains the model. "Because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you donít have a bath."

"Thatís not a problem," replies Janet, "we have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water."

"What about your husband?" asks the model.

"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so heíll be out in the evenings," replies Janet.

"Good," says the model, "thatís settled. Iíll go to the studio and see you tonight."

That evening Ron dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Janet prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model steps into the bath and Janet is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair.

The model notices Janetís staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave herself especially when modeling swim wear or underclothes.

Later when Ron returns, Janet relates this oddity and he does not believe her.

"Itís true, I tell you," says Janet. "Look, if you donít believe me, tomorrow night Iíll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."

The next night Ron leaves as usual and Janet prepares the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into the bath, Janet, standing behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the modelís hairless crotch. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own hairy thatch.

Later that evening, Ron returns and they retire to bed.

"Well, do you believe me now?" she asks Ron.

"Yes," he replies. "Iíve never seen anything like it in my life. But, why did you lift up your skirt and show yours too?

"Just to show you the difference," answers Janet, "but anyway youíve seen me with no knickers on thousands of times."

"Yes," says Ron, "I have ... but the rest of the dart team hasnít!"