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seamus
05-01-2015, 09:53
Whats my chances of outliving the royal benefit scroungers, got to be worth a punt, the way they are self destructing at the minute.:banana::banana:

Wooie1958
05-01-2015, 10:05
70 ....... and the rest ............ :lol-049:

izwozral
05-01-2015, 10:06
Happy Birthday you old bugger. As for outliving the royals - no chance, your cards are marked me old mucker. You better keep posting while you can as we will miss your kindly words of wisdom.:king::king:

campervanannie
05-01-2015, 10:08
Are you really well a massive happy birthday to you here's hoping you have plenty more and beat vinager tits, have a good one they say another year older another year wiser look forward to more of your wise tales and here's birthday kisses . XXXXXXXXX
I was going to do 70 but my fingers hurt.

Obanboy666
05-01-2015, 10:21
Happy birthday, hopefully you will have many more. Look forward to many more of your threads, they certainly keep me entertained even though I often disagree with your opinions.

All the best.

loulou
05-01-2015, 10:25
:cheers::cheers:Appy:cheers: Burfday:cheers::cheers:Come'on:cheers::cheers:Keep up:cheers::cheers::lol-049:

seamus
05-01-2015, 10:52
Thanks folks, over on a football forum I subscribe to I'm getting called a p!shy old f*cker:banana: and all the usual geriatric jokes, all good fun, its what we do.
So I think I'm getting off light on here, I'm welling up, I feel like promising to be good, but nah, fek that, and you'se wouldn't have it any other way, would you.
seamus.

Ps, would be good if DVLA sent me my C1 licence back, that is over three months and we will be off to Portugal in three weeks, not looking good.

The laird
05-01-2015, 10:55
Happy burfday mate,many more��������������

RoadTrek Boy
05-01-2015, 11:43
Ps, would be good if DVLA sent me my C1 licence back, that is over three months and we will be off to Portugal in three weeks, not looking good.

Many happy returns for today, remember old people are at least 15yrs older than you are, a little mature maybe, 1st or 2nd childhood almost definitely. :lol-049:

Don't worry about C1, give them a ring. As it is being processed you retain it until they notify you otherwise..

runnach
05-01-2015, 11:43
Happy birthday, seamus.................I was going to say another giant leap towards the post office door, but you're there already, change that to tomb:lol-053:

:cheers:

Deleted user 21925
05-01-2015, 12:09
Happy birthday Seamus. Another 30 years and you'll be getting a telegram from your mate Liz.

izwozral
05-01-2015, 12:12
Happy birthday Seamus. Another 30 years and you'll be getting a telegram from your mate Liz.

I think he would return it with a brown bottom smile on it.:lol-049:

Polar Bear
05-01-2015, 13:03
Happy birthday you p!shy old f*cker!
I did it big and bold so your old eyes don't have to struggle!

seamus
05-01-2015, 14:45
Happy birthday you p!shy old f*cker!
I did it big and bold so your old eyes don't have to struggle!

fek all wrong with my eyes mr bear, don't even wear gregories, as to the p!sh thing well, oh oh. scuse me, need to go again:banana:

seamus
05-01-2015, 14:46
I'll keep that in mind sur, cap doffed.
seamus.

donnk
05-01-2015, 15:23
happy birthday. :banana:

Jimhunterj4
05-01-2015, 15:39
Happy birthday auld bean

yorkslass
05-01-2015, 15:52
Your only as old as the woman you feel, so I'm told.:banana::banana: happy birthday. Xx

st3v3
05-01-2015, 16:01
Happy Birthday.

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/ronscartoons/geriatricgolf.jpg

Sand55
05-01-2015, 16:32
Happy birthday ! 😀

iampatman
05-01-2015, 19:05
Have a great day Seamus.

Pat

caledonia
05-01-2015, 19:18
Lang may yer lum reek ya auld bugger. Just pourin a wee Balvenie double wood tae toast yer health.

seamus
05-01-2015, 20:31
jasas mate, don't be talkin, I've been off the gargle for a few weeks now, My mouth's as dry as Gandhi's flip flops, but there is a funeral coming up soon, I'll get sorted then:banana:
seamus.

Martin P
05-01-2015, 20:40
We're strangely quite fond of you Seamus
Though your views some find back to front
If I may I will add my good wishes
Happy Birthday you feckin old ****

grahamb
05-01-2015, 21:12
Happy birthday

runnach
05-01-2015, 22:52
jasas mate, don't be talkin, I've been off the gargle for a few weeks now, My mouth's as dry as Gandhi's flip flops, but there is a funeral coming up soon, I'll get sorted then:banana:
seamus.

Anyone we know, mate....................I'm going back to edit oot the word "tomb" which I used ;)

seamus
05-01-2015, 23:21
Family friend Terry, holding an inquest through the week, funeral on Tuesday I think.
But I had f*ck all to do with it, honest:D
seamus.

sinner
05-01-2015, 23:33
Happy birthday ! ya auld git, sorry its late an aww that, but I was busy :))))


Alan & Dug


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