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Deleted user 21925
06-06-2015, 07:51
I was just being dragged around the local garden centre, when I spotted a length of garden hose. Great for in the motor home thinks I, so I slipped it into the trolley.

When Julie spotted it at the checkout, she asked me why I had picked it up. When I explained, she took great delight in pointing out that it was porous hose for watering plants in the garden.

Luckily for me, there were only about 10 people in the queue behind who witnessed this. :mad1:

Jimhunterj4
06-06-2015, 07:53
:idea: lol

oldish hippy
06-06-2015, 08:05
good job you didnt tell the real reason was to attach to exhaust and run through chicken shed

Siimplyloco
06-06-2015, 08:13
Luckily for me, there were only about 10 people in the queue behind who witnessed this. :mad1:

I hope you told them that you were desperate for a leak!:wave:

GWAYGWAY
06-06-2015, 08:45
A friend of mine bought one in France when his hose snapped, he thought it cheaper than the others in the supermarket, so he bought green one in a box. Got back to the site and nearly caused a German Camper next to him to wet himself laughing, when it sprouted water all over the place. That is the problem when you do not speak the language you go by pictures.

Sharon the Cat
06-06-2015, 08:55
Only one word Rob
P L O N K E R

Deleted user 21925
06-06-2015, 09:16
Only one word Rob
P L O N K E R

Thank you ma'am.

n brown
06-06-2015, 09:39
a very wise pimp once told me


it's a wise man who knows his hose


but i think he worked at a lady garden centre

Tezza33
06-06-2015, 09:53
Did you find it very irrigating 30964

n brown
06-06-2015, 09:59
not a very credible story- it's full of holes

Siimplyloco
06-06-2015, 10:05
not a very credible story- it's full of holes

But a good example of Rob's piercing wit!

oldish hippy
06-06-2015, 10:15
dont think it should have been cabbage of the week award should have been LEEK OF THE WEEK AWARD

MORGANTHEMOON
06-06-2015, 10:52
I think julie was fibbing to you rob, you'll believe anything after a few doombars. Lol

Deleted user 21925
06-06-2015, 10:54
I think julie was fibbing to you rob, you'll believe anything after a few doombars. Lol

Probably Haydn.

That's the last time I try and buy something nice for her birthday!

MORGANTHEMOON
06-06-2015, 11:14
Probably Haydn.

That's the last time I try and buy something nice for her birthday!

You're all heart Rob she doesn't deserve you. Lol

molly 2
06-06-2015, 11:20
I was just being dragged around the local garden centre, when I spotted a length of garden hose. Great for in the motor home thinks I, so I slipped it into the trolley.

When Julie spotted it at the checkout, she asked me why I had picked it up. When I explained, she took great delight in pointing out that it was porous hose for watering plants in the garden.

Luckily for me, there were only about 10 people in the queue behind who witnessed this. :mad1: rob I did exactly the same do i get a cabbage .For sale 2 porous hoses


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