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Salvage1
29-11-2015, 07:36
I was wild camping in a Northumberland forest once and about 02:30 am there was a knock
On the van door, silently I crept out of bed, grabbed the 6 cell maglite which I always keep handy
for illumination and then slowly opened the habitation door...... There was a guy standing outside with a bag. He asked "would You like to buy eight legs of venison for 40.00 ?".
I thought for a moment then said " sorry, but no thank you it's two deer".
Then shut the door and climbed back into bed.

Pauljenny
30-11-2015, 08:38
Dear oh dear !

trevskoda
30-11-2015, 08:44
Lucky it did not raindeer.

Fazerloz
30-11-2015, 15:41
That's just staggering.

oldish hippy
30-11-2015, 16:05
He was out to make a quick buck

Tezza33
30-11-2015, 16:13
Did he try to sell you the eyes or was it a no eye deer, actually without the legs it would have been a still no eye deer:dog:

trevskoda
30-11-2015, 17:36
Maybe he was from venice on.

Salvage1
01-12-2015, 07:15
To be honest I didn't have the ..hart.. to tell him I was a vegan lol.
There must be more.......

Salvage1
01-12-2015, 07:17
I also didn't have enough doe to buy it !


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