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seamus
30-11-2015, 08:51
Some snap under pressure
some get a little twisted
some you can see right through
some are cheap
some are your favourites
but the best ones are the ones that cover your arse
when you need them.
seamus

Deleted user 21925
30-11-2015, 08:53
I'm just gonna rip the wifes knickers off now.

They're bloody killing me.

n brown
30-11-2015, 08:57
bloke says to a girl ''can i smell your knickers ?''
'certainly not !' she replies
'' must be your feet then'' he says

trevskoda
30-11-2015, 09:08
Cant wait to get the wifes nickers of,to tight and pink is not my colour anyway.

campervanannie
30-11-2015, 09:22
I have only two words to say


Bridget Jones.

campervanannie
30-11-2015, 09:28
Husband says to wife can I smell your knickers?
Wife certainly not!!
Husband must be your bl@@dy feet then.

ian1950
30-11-2015, 09:32
Husband says to wife can I smell your knickers?
Wife certainly not!!
Husband must be your bl@@dy feet then.

And that's how the fight started:lol-049::lol-049:

izwozral
30-11-2015, 09:46
Some snap under pressure
some get a little twisted
some you can see right through
some are cheap
some are your favourites
but the best ones are the ones that cover your arse
when you need them.
seamus

Some are tight as well!

seamus
30-11-2015, 09:51
Some are tight as well!

Feck it, missed that one out.
Must learn to cut n paste:lol-053:
seamus.

izwozral
30-11-2015, 09:58
Some are a pain in the arse too!

oldish hippy
30-11-2015, 10:08
just tell the other half to go commando save a fortune as they seem to spend a fortune on them and they have to match the top half

n brown
30-11-2015, 12:40
Some are a pain in the arse too!

some are full of crap

Deleted user 21925
30-11-2015, 12:42
...and some take the pi55.

n brown
30-11-2015, 12:48
there's no flies on some of them,
but some are old ,grey ,baggy and wrinkled

runnach
30-11-2015, 12:50
I'm just gonna rip the wifes knickers off now.

They're bloody killing me.

I blame the dark mornings, Rob.

spigot
02-12-2015, 15:00
I blame the dark mornings, Rob.

Or the DOOMBAR the night before!

izwozral
02-12-2015, 15:06
there's no flies on some of them,
but some are old ,grey ,baggy and wrinkled

Pretty much sums up this lot!:wave:


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