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n brown
01-12-2015, 17:54
an Amish family go to the big city,and end up in a large department store, where the father and son become mesmerised by 2 shiny metal doors
as they try to work out what they're for, an obese old lady waddles up to the doors and presses the button.
to their amazement, the doors slide open showing a small metal room!
the fat lady enters, the doors slide shut and a series of ascending numbers light up above the door-they stop- then start counting down !
as they reach number one, the doors slide open again,and the fat woman has disappeared,and a young gorgeous blonde steps out !
the father turns to his boy-'' son'' he hisses urgently,'' go get your mother !''

Mastodon
02-12-2015, 05:56
What goes " clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop"?

An Amish drive by shooting.

Ah, my taxi...


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