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st3v3
03-12-2015, 12:55
Why did Adele cross the road?




To say hello from the other side.

Deleted user 21925
03-12-2015, 12:58
I wish she'd kept on walking!

Siimplyloco
03-12-2015, 13:28
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop...

Deleted user 21925
03-12-2015, 13:34
Why did the medium cross the road?

To reach the other side.

delicagirl
03-12-2015, 13:35
are we talking about penguins ?

caledonia
03-12-2015, 13:36
Imagine waking up next to that morbid moaning swamp donkey of a woman. We're depressed enough without listening to Adele.

mandrake
03-12-2015, 16:41
are we talking about penguins ?

no dear wabbits

delicagirl
03-12-2015, 17:05
no dear wabbits


expensive rabbits ? or Pygoscelis adeliae ?

NeilyG
03-12-2015, 18:41
Can't think of any jokes to add (poor sense of humour + even worse memory) just wanted to say that I don't like Adele's voice at all and don't understand why everyone thinks she's so great. So would deffo prefer she carried on walking.

Deleted user 21925
03-12-2015, 18:47
Can't think of any jokes to add (poor sense of humour + even worse memory) just wanted to say that I don't like Adele's voice at all and don't understand why everyone thinks she's so great. So would deffo prefer she carried on walking.

Yeah, and she can't pronounce the letter 'L'

Let the sky fow
When it crumbows
We will stand taw

etc etc yadah yadah yadah

Polar Bear
03-12-2015, 19:48
are we talking about penguins ?

Thought you needed a Pelican to cross the road?

Jimhunterj4
03-12-2015, 19:52
Yeah, and she can't pronounce the letter 'L'

Let the sky fow
When it crumbows
We will stand taw

etc etc yadah yadah yadah

Awight wob ? Lol

dave docwra
03-12-2015, 20:55
What do you call a fat computer,

A Dell..

iampatman
03-12-2015, 21:25
Imagine waking up next to that morbid moaning swamp donkey of a woman. We're depressed enough without listening to Adele.

Whether or not you like Adele's songs/music/albums I reckon that's a pretty unpleasant comment. But hey, you're depressed enough so best I don't try and explain why calling someone a "moaning swamp donkey of a woman" isn't really too clever or appropriate eh?

Pat

Tezza33
03-12-2015, 22:15
I like her

caledonia
04-12-2015, 06:48
Cmon patman a wee bit of banter never hurt anyone. Would you consider what the comedian Andy Parsons had to say about Adele offensive, I found it hilarious. Google it.

NeilyG
04-12-2015, 15:23
Yeah, and she can't pronounce the letter 'L'

Let the sky fow
When it crumbows
We will stand taw

etc etc yadah yadah yadah

Haven't listened to the cockney lass's stuff to notice, although I do remember a comedian reckoning she sounded more like it was '...SCAFFOLD..when it crumbows...'
Anyway, she's a bit crap - and a suvverner to boot.

John H
04-12-2015, 15:44
Whether or not you like Adele's songs/music/albums I reckon that's a pretty unpleasant comment. But hey, you're depressed enough so best I don't try and explain why calling someone a "moaning swamp donkey of a woman" isn't really too clever or appropriate eh?

Pat

I agree with you Pat but I don't expect Adele will give two hoots - a strong women with an amazing voice - and a pretty healthy bank balance, I should think. You don't suppose jealousy motivates some people do you? :)

Tezza33
04-12-2015, 22:11
I agree with you Pat but I don't expect Adele will give two hoots - a strong women with an amazing voice - and a pretty healthy bank balance, I should think. You don't suppose jealousy motivates some people do you? :)Not often I agree with you but I am sat here listening to my 91yr old MIL moaning about posh spice saying how stupid and ugly she is, (depending how you view her even one out of the two isn't bad) she hates David Beckham and moans every time he is mentioned but constantly tells us about people she knows who married in to money and says they were clever and did well for themselves, posh spice had her own fame and money and was clever enough to help Beckham spread the 'brand', jealousy sums it up for me

n brown
04-12-2015, 22:24
Posh spice ugly? stupid ? i reckon DB thanks his gods every day that he met someone so 'dumb' !
plus i always thought she was proper pretty !

John H
05-12-2015, 07:14
..........in the eye of the beholder :)

n brown
05-12-2015, 07:28
..........in the eye of the beholder :)oi !

Deleted user 21925
05-12-2015, 09:44
I agree with you Pat but I don't expect Adele will give two hoots - a strong women with an amazing voice - and a pretty healthy bank balance, I should think. You don't suppose jealousy motivates some people do you? :)

No jealousy on my part. There are many massively wealthy stars who I do like and think are talented. I personally just do not like her music.

She also annoyed me by her whinging about how much tax she has had to pay. Poor lamb has to survive on a paltry 45 million.

John H
05-12-2015, 18:36
No jealousy on my part. There are many massively wealthy stars who I do like and think are talented. I personally just do not like her music.

She also annoyed me by her whinging about how much tax she has had to pay. Poor lamb has to survive on a paltry 45 million.

There were two comments on this thread that I thought smacked of jealousy - and yours was not one of them :)

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05-12-2015, 22:09
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05-12-2015, 22:33
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